Alan Ball's new HBO drama "True Blood"

The world is full of angry vampires about you behave in their 18 wheels or the release of their children in your kindergarten. The recent reports suggest that evil vampires current AT & T phones, so within the confines of their offices with the dark shadows, angry at the unauthorized debits refused to explain on your phone bill, to be explained.

To investigate the accusations a little more and more evil vampires to be very careful to explain that everything to take some young vampires online and connect to your phone and this was started! You pay $ 32 per month Internet service for a second. "But it's not our fault!" bloodthirsty vampires will tell you, as a small screen that "asks" Are you 18 years "and" If you are the owner of a phone bill? and young vampires lurk point indicates that they were very old and was in office, is legally entitled to charge for AT & T. Yes, it is True Blood Episodes illusion, crack-smoking idiot in this picture, go hit the pipe and the waste it no time with trivial problems fatal. "

Finally, you are the craziest, most cruel vampires, the kind that asks you if you have children, explain that while you personally can not afford, the mysterious web services, nine times out of 10 some children in the house, which was signed online without their parents never lost out. The vampire is at your ignorance Supreme habits of their children, as you say, laughing. And when she says that her son is two years, make sure someone is home Vampire insidious, as if every house was full of vampires, as his temperament. So ugly leeches are needed to get his address whistle, perverse, if we do not able to reverse charges and your credit will be ruined!

Now I wonder, is it really recommended to use your address to a drooling pack to give hungry vampires? No, it is not wise. So after several months of going online and know that this kind of permission, things that are happening all the time to upload it, thanks to population growth vampire. Not only that, but AT & T has refused to block Watch True Blood Online in many cases companies, including taxes, so that your account, even if they are repeat offenders, and AT & T representatives often claim that block the settlement can not third-party independent involved demons.

In other words, only AT & T Vampire heating up its phone lines, AT & T is not the agreement to be administered by the company of crazy vampire walk, but AT & T is a vampire mood run - which explains why the giant corporation of President in their efforts to dirty tricks. To see but not get rid of their landline number, because although the FDA to ensure evil vampires that cell phones are safe to hold, have international studies linked overuse of the phone with brain tumors, which may have had a decade ago, except more evil vampires CEO of our big corporations and lobbyists who work for them, bad vampires, and support Vampire Mad House of Representatives and the Senate now.

See how you try, the anger that vampires in the world has moved, start to feel noise, chattering, teeth grinding, use of blood begin to think the people you paranoid?

That's how you know you have already won! It's like the end of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," only to replace the marker squeaking alien pod people bloodsucking business, customer service representatives and senators.


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